Marketing concepts

Professor at IIM explaining marketing concepts:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very
rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.
Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By
the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
"You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very
rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband
That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,
"I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you
------------ she is your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.

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So be aware of Marketing concepts my dear friends which will definitely
helps in ur Personal life.